Today I was again rambling over the web and got some funny stuff, here it goes:
Ques:
Why do you give bad answers?
Ans:
Because you ask bad questions.
Ques:
Who am I?
Ans:
A weirdo with nothing better to do than to write who am I.
Ques:
Why do red cows have white milk when they eat green grass?
Ans:
Cows are not red! They are blue. Seriously.
Ques:
Where is the TV remote?
Ans:
Check your couch cushions, Hopefully it's in the last place you
look, cause if it isn't, you would be pretty foolish.
Ques:
What is something you wear beginning with d?
Ans:
Diaper
Ques:
Why are husbands jerks?
Ans:
Husbands belong to the genus homo idioticus. Somehow when women marry them, they have the ability to turn a perfectly reasonable male into this genus.
Ques:
Is 40 old?
Ans:
No, not at all.
To a teenager, forty is ancient. To a forty year old, forty is still young. To a 60 year old, forty is still a child. To an 80 year old, forty is just a baby.
Ques:
If you had everything where would you put it?
Ans:
In an everything container because I would have everything.
Bubye for now...
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